{"id":3135,"date":"2010-05-20T12:16:45","date_gmt":"2010-05-20T18:16:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.thepickyapple.com\/blog\/?p=3135"},"modified":"2010-05-20T12:16:45","modified_gmt":"2010-05-20T18:16:45","slug":"uncle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thepickyapple.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/20\/uncle\/","title":{"rendered":"UNCLE!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s me shouting &#8220;UNCLE!&#8221; and shaking my fists at the sky.\u00c2\u00a0 In the last 24 hours The Littlest Apple has:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>vomited<\/li>\n<li>had NG tube removed (it was coming out of his mouth as a result of the aforementioned vomiting, so we had to pull it)<\/li>\n<li>diarrhea (and associated accidents)<\/li>\n<li>3 or 4 chipped front teeth (the top two look particularly bad)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>And we&#8217;re on <em>vacation at the beach<\/em>, heading home tomorrow.\u00c2\u00a0 A shorter than expected trip to the beach after our flight on Saturday morning was CANCELLED with little (no?) notice (we had already cleared security by the time we learned of the cancellation).\u00c2\u00a0 The next available flight wasn&#8217;t until Monday, shaving a good 2 days off of our week at the beach.\u00c2\u00a0 I stewed about that for a good while (and I&#8217;m still a little bitter that we weren&#8217;t compensated in any way), but now we&#8217;re here!\u00c2\u00a0 At the beach, on our &#8220;relaxing&#8221; vacation.\u00c2\u00a0 But apparently I needed a little reminder that nothing about life with The Littlest Apple is relaxing.\u00c2\u00a0 In case I had forgotten.\u00c2\u00a0 Which I hadn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>UNCLE!!<\/p>\n<p>I think we&#8217;re going to need a vacation from this vacation.<\/p>\n<div class=\"linkwithin_hook\" id=\"https:\/\/www.thepickyapple.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/20\/uncle\/\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s me shouting &#8220;UNCLE!&#8221; and shaking my fists at the sky.\u00c2\u00a0 In the last 24 hours The Littlest Apple has: vomited had NG tube removed (it was coming out of his mouth as a result of the aforementioned vomiting, so we had to pull it) diarrhea (and associated accidents) 3 or 4 chipped front teeth [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3135","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thepickyapple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3135","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thepickyapple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thepickyapple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thepickyapple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thepickyapple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3135"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.thepickyapple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3135\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3137,"href":"https:\/\/www.thepickyapple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3135\/revisions\/3137"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thepickyapple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3135"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thepickyapple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3135"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thepickyapple.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3135"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}